i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
