turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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