found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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