dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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