im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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