I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
