yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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