i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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