So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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