So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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