why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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