fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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