I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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