Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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