You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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