which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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