The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
