I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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