Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
