Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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