whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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