i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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