I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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