3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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