YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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