This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I stole a fireplace last night.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
