It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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