READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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