what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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