You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
