God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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