have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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