he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
pop tarts are not kleenex
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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