it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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