I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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