Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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