but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
