so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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