Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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