sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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