I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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