end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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