it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
