I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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