Its about making memories worth repressing
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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