Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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