oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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