Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She even gives head with a lisp.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
