Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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