it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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