ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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