Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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