Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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