this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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