hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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