honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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